Mama: Um, I don't know. By joining the dark side?
Bobo: No, by trying!
Mama: ????
Bobo: Do, or do not! There is no try!
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Rosebud tells me a joke: Knock knock who salad!
Mama: ????
Rosebud: Knock knock who salad!
Mama: (gets it) Salad who?
Rosebud: Ummmm... ummm.... people eating salad!
(this sounds like a four-year-old joke coming out of my two-year-old)
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